he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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