So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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