Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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