Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just blew my weed a kiss
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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