wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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