Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we're making bets on your personal life
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You were trust falling into bushes
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
