Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Randomize