If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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