Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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