Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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