i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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