Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
