I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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