so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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