sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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