He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
he just fucked me for my cheese..
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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