shes about as inviting as chlamydia
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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