Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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