You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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