i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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