I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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