dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Randomize
