You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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