but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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