idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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