So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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