Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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