There is no way he is gay with that hair.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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