I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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