So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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