He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
