come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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