Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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