Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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