Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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