And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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