it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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