Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Let's get the cat blown out
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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