She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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