My hand turned me down
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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