i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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