Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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