Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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