I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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