This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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