I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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