so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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