Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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