So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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