So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
