The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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